We visited Diddly Squat Farm. You may have followed Jeremy Clarkson’s journey of self-discovery as he takes viewers on his own growth path in Clarkson’s Farm. The show is a hit around the world, and we expected some traffic.

We drove the quaint country roads to get to Chipping Norton, arriving half an hour after opening. We were shown to the overflow parking. I thought the English were late risers. Boy, was I wrong.

The queue to get into the famous farm stall was almost 200 meters long, with hundreds of eager fans waiting to get in. We waited over an hour and a half just to buy fresh farm fare.

We saw cow juice and bee juice, together with many other hints of Jeremy’s brand of humour.

Was it worth the visit? Absolutely. I have a new respect for what Jeremy has achieved in the agricultural sector — despite their stupid rules.